Posted 07/10/2006 8:36 PM

o.k. everyone, I'm waiting (c'mon Nahm, don't be afraid it's the internet.).

Posted 07/11/2006 07:50 AM

Hey Cliff, what's with the little shorts that they give out to mailpersons in the summer? Is it 1965 in the NBA or what? I mean, could they be any smaller???

Posted 07/11/2006 8:48 PM

Well, Jason, glad to see your concern for the well being of our Nation's postal carriers. Postal carriers must have all the strengh they have lugging around such valuable parcel (especially on catalog day). By reducing the short length, from the standard seen in modern fashion, scientists have found that this increses the rate of cooling by 2.59%, thus effectively reducing dehydration and overheating so that your mail will always be delivered on time.